Best Funny Pick Up Lines for Guys and Girls

Want to see your girl's cute blushing expression all day? Want to spice up the conversation with your guy and play with him a little bit? Then these funny Pickup lines will pave the way to your destiny. There is no relationship sweater than a couple sharing every ounce of thoughts without the fear of being judged. Are you looking for such kind of relationship?

If yes, then you have reached the right post. In this post you can find a great list of best funny pick up lines for guys and girls with will helps to uncover the funny and flirty side of your partner. These funny pick up lines are meant to make one laugh and share the happiness. 

Laughter is one of the best feeling which spreads from person to person. Take for an instance, there are group of people inside a hall. If one person among that group cracks a funny joke then most of them could laugh. That's something special about the laughter. 

So, we hope the following funny pick up lines listed in this post will make you bestie feel happy. Good Luck!

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Best Funny Pick Up Lines for Guys and Girls

  • Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
  • Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on.
  • Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
  • A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
  • A cookie a day keeps the sadness away. An entire jar of cookies a day brings it back.
  • The road to success is always under construction.
  • Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
  • Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me
  • How about you and I go into that darkroom over there and see what develops
  • Smile if you want to sleep with me." (And watch them try to hold back their laugh.)
  • You don't need a bodyguard, you need a 'bootyguard'
  • Go up to a someone at a bar or a dance and ask her: Do you want a fuck... (wait for a second for her reaction) drink?
  • I want to run my Hot Wheel around everyone of your curves!
  • I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back. Nice Ass!
  • You baby gimme your number before I don't want it no more
  • It's a good thing I wore my gloves today; otherwise, you'd be too hot to handle.
  • Your like my false teeth, I can't smile without you.
  • Girl are you my new Phone? Cause I can't stop staring at you in public.
  • Are you a magician? Because your making my penis levitate.
  • Didn't I see you in Girls Gone Wild?
  • If I'm a pain in your ass, then we can just add more lubricant.
  • Hey since I lifted your spirits, how about you lift up your shirt.
  • You look much more attractive in person than you do through my telescope.
  • I'm like a firefighter I find them hot and leave them wet.
  • Are you a pirate? No, then where did you get all that booty?
  • "Are you stalking me? Because that would be super."
  • How about I teach you about firefighting by letting you slide down my pole
  • Nice pants, can I test the zipper?
  • I know milk does a body good, but baby, how much have you been drinking?
  • "Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after."
  • Is your name Rapunzel, cause I need a girl who never leaves the bedroom and constantly wants me to pull her hair.
  • Hey are you a window cause I can see right through them clothes.
  • If you were a drug, I would overdose!
  • Did you just fart? Shes says (No) "Well you just blew me away"!
  • I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice
  • I have a dirty weekend planned. Do you know what I'm going to do? Three loads of laundry.
  • People say I remind them of a cute teddy bear; I weigh 300 pounds, I'm really hairy, and I sleep all winter.
  • Don't you wish they made a clap on clap off device for some peoples mouths?
  • You can't have everything, where would you put it?
  • Children in the back seat cause accidents, accidents in the back seat cause children!
  • Are you the square root of -1 because you can’t be real
  • Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest
  • Are u a sea lion? Because I want to sea u lion in my bed later!
  • Do you like sleeping? [Yeah] Cool, we should do it together sometime!
  • Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!
  • You remind me of an overdue library book, cause you got Fine written all over you.
  • Your body is 75% water, and I’m thirsty.
  • You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.