Best Clever Pick Up Lines for Guys and Girls

Want to attract a nerdy and geeky person? Most of the nerds are introverts! Its hard for them to socialize. But its not impossible. You need to work a bit more to attract a nerd. The reason for nerds being introverts is, they think "this world is not capable of understanding them". So they have their own world in their heads. 

If you wan't to enter their world, you need to show some intelligence and nerd nature. These clever pickup lines will help you to do the trick. With the pickup line you choose, you can show off your intelligence. It helps to find a perfect partner.

If you are planning this way, then these clever pickup lines will help you to kindle the intelligence in other person. In addition to that it also gives the hint that, you are interested in them. 

Tip: Not every one are attracted to intelligence and show off attitude.

From the readers suggestion, Surprisingly, these lines tends to work for friends with benefit relationship. Sometimes intelligence attracts beauty! And these lines are some of the best lines for one night stand.  Good luck!

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Best Clever Pick Up Lines for Guys and Girls

  • ​Do you happen to love water? Good. That means that you love 80% of me.
  • ​My friend over there thinks you’re kind of cute, but I don’t think so. I think you’re gorgeous.
  • ​I really envy the coffee cup that’s lucky enough to kiss your lips every morning.
  • ​How about we flip a coin? If it lands on heads, you’re mine. If it lands on tails, I’m all yours.
  • ​Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
  • ​I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
  • ​Of all the beautiful curves on your body, your smile is my favorite one.
  • ​I am going to punch you in the mouth with my own mouth softly. Because I like you!
  • ​aby, you are evidence of intelligent design.
  • ​Hey girl, did we just share electrons? Because I’m feeling a covalent bond between us.
  • ​If I were an enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
  • ​You must be my coronary artery because you’re wrapped around my heart.
  • ​The way you talk to me leaves me aphasic.
  • ​You look like a 9/10, and I'm the 1 for you.
  • ​Do you have a tan or do you always like this hot?
  • ​You’re systemic and I’m pulmonary. Though we may be divided, together we are one.
  • ​Let’s exchange genetic information!
  • ​I didn’t plan on specializing, but you seem pretty special to me.
  • ​You’re the sinoatrial node of my heart. Without you, even a defibrillator won’t save me.
  • ​You’d better be a cardiologist, because something about you makes me want to give you my heart.
  • ​If I were a stop light, I’d turn red every time you passed by just so I could stare at you a little bit longer.
  • ​If a star thought every time I thought of you, the sky would be empty.
  • ​Do you have advanced radiation poisoning? Because you are glowing girl.
  • ​"Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back."
  • ​"You must be a hell of a thief, because you stole my heart from across the room."
  • ​"Do you know karate? Because your body is really kickin'."
  • ​"You'd better know CPR, baby, because you take my breath away."
  • ​Let’s hop on the good foot and do the bad thing.
  • ​If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one.
  • ​I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?
  • ​You are the type of girl i'd take on a date to the carnival, so I could win you every stuffed animal.
  • ​Girl if you were a shape, you'd be a square because from all 4 angles you are lookin' right.
  • ​if you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one.
  • ​I know you're not a computer, but can you handle my 3 and a half inch floppy?
  • ​You have eyes like spanners. When I look in to them, my nuts tighten.
  • ​Did you get those pants at 50% off? Cause they are 100% off at my place!
  • ​You know why I am like a squirrel? Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
  • ​I know you’re busy today, but can you add me to your to-do list?
  • ​Do you believe in karma? Because I know some good karma-sutra positions.
  • ​I could lay next to you forever. Or until we decide to go eat.
  • ​You breathe oxygen? We have so much in common.
  • ​Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
  • ​If I were to look in the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.
  • ​Are you full of beryllium, gold, and titanium? Because you are be au ti Full.
  • ​Hey girl, I heard you were looking for a knight in shining armor. I just so happen to be wearing the armor of God.
  • ​Your eyes are clearer than the ocean. I can see right through to your soul.
  • ​When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
  • ​You’re my favorite weakness!
  • ​Wow, I really love what you are wearing. I’d love it even more on my bedroom floor.
  • Are you the SAT? Because I’d do you for hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break in the middle for snacks.