Bad Pickup lines for Guys and Girls

If you planning to pick up someone, either go for good pickup lines or cheesy Pickup lines. Or you can go for any of the best one or Don't use bad pickup lines and worst Pick Up lines ever! Using some of the bad Pick Lines may give a bad first impression to that person. After that you don't stand a chance to pick up them. It ruins everything, including yourself image. 

Have you ever had a experience of using pickup lines for a quite a few months and no one responded positively to your messages? There might might be a huge possibility that you are using bad pickup lines. If these rejection continues for a long time, you might get depressed or it will affect your self image.

The catch is, most of the user don't know, which are good pick up lines and bad pick up lines. I am here to ease the task for you, the follow are some of the lines that seems totally dumb to the listener. So instead of going with these lines, go for a casual chat. 

TIP: Though these are bad pick up lines, they seems to work on few person. In case if a person shows neutral reaction, try twisting these lines in your favor!​

Bad Pick Up Lines

Bad Pickup lines for Guys and Girls

  • I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
  • ​Was your mother a beaver? 'Cause damn!
  • ​You smell… We should go take a shower together.
  • ​If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable.
  • ​Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore — my face should be among them.
  • ​It's handy that I have my library card because I'm totally checking you out.
  • ​You look like trash, may I take you out?
  • ​Did you just fart? Because you blow me away!
  • ​Do you work at Subway? 'Cause you just gave me a foot-long
  • ​Do you drink milk? It sure did your body good.
  • ​Hey, girl. Are you German? 'Cause I wanna be Ger-man!
  • ​You owe me a drink, you’re so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
  • ​I hear you're looking for a stud. Well, I've got the STD and all I need is you
  • ​You're like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
  • ​Are those space pants? Because your ass is outta control!
  • ​Do you have a Band-Aid? 'Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.
  • ​If I had to rate you from 1-10, I would rate you as a 9 because I am the one that you are missing.
  • ​Can you touch my hand? I want to tell my friends I've been touched by an angel.
  • ​If you were a Transformer, you'd be Optimus Fine.
  • ​Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
  • ​I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me instead?
  • ​Your eyes are really cute. Oh, wait! I think the right one is a little cuter than the left one.
  • ​You look fabulous! [pause] for your age.
  • ​Are you religious? Because you're the answer to all my prayers.
  • ​You smell… We should go take a shower together.
  • ​My love for you is like a fart. Everything about it is powered by my heart.
  • ​Excuse me, but I think I dropped something. MY JAW!
  • ​You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.
  • ​Where’s your paper bag? (What?) Your paper bag to put over your head.
  • ​You must be from Tennassee! Because you are the only TEN I see!
  • ​You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
  • ​I wanna put my thingy into your thingy.
  • ​You look great and all, but do you know what really looks good on you? Me.
  • ​What’s a slut like you doing in a classy joint like this?
  • ​Girl, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken!
  • ​What's your favorite silverware? Because I like to spoon!
  • ​Charmanders are red, mudkips are blue, if you were a Pokemon, I'd choose you.
  • ​As long as I have a face, you'll have a place to sit.
  • ​Your daddy must be a drug dealer, cuz you're dope.
  • ​Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?
  • ​Woman to Man: Whip it out and show me what you got, so I can save the disappointment from later.
  • ​I feel like a Toyota because I couldn't stop myself from accelerating over to you.
  • ​Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?
  • ​You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
  • ​The only STD I have is sexually transmitted desire...for you.
  • ​Take a screw with you and put it in your pocket. Then, when a girl comes up to you, offer her the screw and say, “Wanna screw?”
  • ​Are you a musician vampire? Because my organ is filling up with blood.
  • ​Is your name Google? Because you're the answer to everything I'm searching for.
  • ​I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.
  • ​Hey baby, wanna sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up!?
  • Do you like bacon? Wanna strip?
  • If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning.